Crouching Moron Hidden Badass - TV Tropes Aluminum Handstamped 1/2" Bracelet


When you're engaging in obfuscating stupidity, or just the normal, home-grown variety, let people in on the joke. This bracelet warns those around you that beneath the carefully tended appearance of blithering idiocy, there lie hidden depths...

This 1/2" bracelet is hand-stamped with our default font, and our handwriting font. It's made of pure (1100) aluminum, which hypoallergenic, so it won't stain the skin. Because pure aluminum is quite soft, you can bend this a bit getting it on and off, but be warned, heavy use and repeated bending in the same spot will cause it to break eventually. Despite this, it is surprisingly durable, and even with regular wear your bracelet should last for 2-3 years or more.

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Please note that because hand stamping is not a replacement for machine-engraving, your jewelry is not going to feature perfectly even, uniform text.  Variations and a bit of whimsy are to be expected; this is part of the charm of hand-stamped jewelry, as each piece is truly one of a kind and can never be duplicated exactly.

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